BROWNTOWN
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 days ago

Spongebob Squarehero

lemmy.dbzer0.com

message-square
12
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • [email protected]
208

Spongebob Squarehero

lemmy.dbzer0.com

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 days ago
message-square
12
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • [email protected]
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    6 days ago

    The Iranians were right that Spongebob is an American hero.

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    7 days ago

    In my dreams SpongeBob and Patrick just rape me. They never talk and their mouths don’t move at all.

  • drolex@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    31
    ·
    8 days ago

    Security guard seriously? WTF is wrong with anon? He could have been anything: clarinet player, hamburger chef, underwater squirrel!

    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      22
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      8 days ago

      Seems like a logical occupation when being a bodybuilder / powerlifter. If you look like a meat mountain might as well get paid for it

      • couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        8 days ago

        How about object of desire

      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        8 days ago

        Sex work just doesnt exist in your world?

        • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          7 days ago

          … Are you suggesting the most logical occupation for a powerlifter would be a, presumably, gay manwhore?

          Because i think there are quite a few stops before that.

          • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            arrow-down
            1
            ·
            7 days ago

            Gay would be cooler, and there are a lot of kinds od sex work, but, like, there’s a range.

  • masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    8 days ago

    I suppose Spongebob just forgot to tell you to not to be a goon for the parasite class.

  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    8 days ago

    Naps are powerful

    • Psythik@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      8 days ago

      Puts new meaning to the term, “power nap”.

  • Optional@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    8 days ago

    My dude, that Spongebob was you

The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com

TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to The Shitpost Office

Shitposts processed from 9 to 5, with occasional overtime on weekends.

Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Sinister

Treat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.

  • No harassment, dogpiling, or brigading
  • No bigotry (transphobia, racism, sexism, etc.)
  • Respect people’s time and space. We’re here to laugh, not to loathe
Rule 2: No Prohibited Postage

Some packages are simply undeliverable. That means:

  • No spam or scams
  • No porn or sexually explicit content
  • No illegal content
  • NSFW content must be properly tagged

If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing… or retching over the stench, at least.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 318 users / day
  • 3.63K users / week
  • 3.66K users / month
  • 3.66K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 365 subscribers
  • 189 Posts
  • 1.03K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
  • BE: 0.19.13
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org