I was going to say “rolled up, crust to tip” but I’m curious what people think about my preferred way. I get all veggies on one pizza, all the meats on another, and combine them into a sandwich. Is that wrong?
Underwater
…not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell
I seen my buddy roll and entire large pie and started to it eat from the center. I was disgusted and intrigued!
knife + fork + stacked slices, as Donald Trump was called out for on The Daily Show 17 years ago
My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I’m still baffled by it.
The crust is a breadstick treat you get for finishing your slice
Especially true with deep dish/pan crust pizzas.
My wife rarely eats the crust on her pizza, which is fine by me since I’m happy to turn those pizza bones into free breadsticks.
By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.
Blocked and reported for putting that disgusting image in my head! Ok jk but I think you win the thread
You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately bite down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.
Turn it into a curry.
ITT: there is evil in all of us.
Concentric slices.
One really long spiral slice.
Blend it
Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.
i gotta try that
I take two personal pizzas and cook them normally. I generally use the frozen ones from Costco and use one cheese and one pepperoni. I also have frozen hamburger patties from Kroger but they’re the thin ones. I’m trying to lose weight, after all, so there’s got to be sacrifices made. OK now I have those frozen rectangular hash browns like McDonald’s sells, but mine are from Kroger again. I can generally cook all four items at once in my air fryer which is more of a convection toaster oven kind of deal. Anyway before I ramble on too long, I assemble a “hamburger” using the pizzas as buns and the rest is obvious. Apply mayo and/or American cheese or whatever like that Korean paste they use. Yum. I like to cut mine in half.
Those thin patties are great! This all started because I was tucking a folded one inside a Hot Pocket. You just split open one side and it becomes a literal hot pocket. Do not stick your … oh never mind
I’m trying to lose weight, after all, so there’s got to be sacrifices made.
How’s that going for you?
How many does that feed?
Appetizer for one, obviously.
Next on Epic Meal Time we eat yo fuckin momma.
Wrap it in a tortilla
Heard me out. Was working a food trailer and the boss wrapped a slice in a tortilla, deep fried it and dressed it up like an enchilada. I thought he was being an idiot but it was actually really good.
