I’m sorry to tell you this, but this is your life for the foreseeable future. You’re living though a historic period. As such, these are going to be the things people are thinking and saying until politics ceases to be hugely consequential. And that’s probably going to be at least a decade.

Believe me, I’m not thrilled about any of this either. I recommend you make some memes about how shitty it is to not be able to escape this stuff. Those’ll do well.