The hardest part is getting a consistent narrative as there are multiple versions of the “Holy Bible” (KJV, NSRV, NSAB, ESV, etc.). due to the fact scholars and religious folks alike from different backgrounds / faiths have their own take on what transpired. The real goal is to convert the bloat of the “Holy Bible” into ELI5 (from Genesis reaching to Revelation), is it even possible to explain EVERYTHING that occurred within the text in ELI5?
God creates the world in two different ways. Then he gets pissed at the people living in it and wants to kill them all. But Noah is cool so he and his family gets to live. Then he sends a butt load of prophets to the Israelites to get them to behave like he expect them to. That doesn’t work, so he goes down to impregnate a girl with himself, so he can experience what all the fuzz is about and realizes life is hard and sucks and then wants to forgive all the misdoings of all people instead. But only if they believe in him. If not they get burned in the end of time. The end.