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LadyButterflyshe/her@lazysoci.al to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 days ago

Can anyone confirm accuracy?

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Can anyone confirm accuracy?

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Rust: you’re an annoying nerd

    D: you’re a nonexistent nerd

  • Cosmo Kramer@lemmy.ml
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    We can just remove the HTML5 entry all together.

  • Coding4Fun@programming.dev
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    JavaScript: You are jus pretending

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    rust: you’re about to get a blahaj and a tiny blue pill.

  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    Fortran has a logo now?

    • embed_me@programming.dev
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      It’s just an f in serif

  • epicstove@lemmy.ca
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    My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

    • SyntaxError@lemmy.world
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      We nagged our highschool around 97-98 until we got a programming course, we wanted c++ but the IT guy thought c++ would just be a fad, so we learned turbopascal.

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      I still do.

      I wish they’d open source Delphi (and most of the libraries). Might actually breathe some life back into it.

  • Nalivai@lemmy.world
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    Can’t confirm, I’m old and a nerd and I love C++

  • cole@lemdro.id
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    where is Dart :(

  • Dr. Moose@lemmy.world
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    I used to be very opinionated about programming languages but now I just really love all of them.

    Sure some might not be the best tool for some jobs but maintaining a language is insane and just such a mind-blowing endevour.

  • Arcity 🇵🇸🇺🇦@feddit.nl
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    The cool kids use AI to code

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    Nope, JS is “You think you are nerd”.

    Also, why React is there? It’s a lib not a language

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      This guy right here is a certified nerd

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        This guy right here is a certified nerd certifier

        • ulterno@programming.dev
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          I didn’t certify that nerd certifier though.
          You want to be looking for some other nerd certifier certifier for that.

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        definitely a nerd’s nerd.

    • Mark with a Z@lemmy.kde.social
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      Node: Did you say “Nerd”?

      • Opisek@lemmy.world
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        I only believe in Bun.

      • PostaL@lemmy.world
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        promisify(nerd);

    • luciole (he/him)@beehaw.org
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      Come on y’all, would you lay off the gatekeeping. Some of us still think the free web’s a good thing, lest we all end up in a walled garden hellscape. JavaScript is therefore needed if we’re being pragmatic. Just transpile it from TypeScript if you’re too stuck up for dynamic languages building something big.

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      HTML 5 is also not a programming language.

      That being said. The JS hate is kinda cringe at this point. It’s a perfectly fine language all things considered.

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        I wouldn’t say it’s a perfectly fine language but I also don’t understand the people hating on JS developers. If anything kudos to them for suffering through a language filled with such BS as “==” not actually doing what you think it should do (when coming from other languages).

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          I’m yet to find a non-LISP that doesn’t have at least one or two rough edges like that.

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        Isn’t it Turing complete or was that CSS?

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    Ah, yes. My favourite programming language (checks notes) HTML…

    If your favourite programming language is HTML, we do not grant you the title of Nerd.

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    A real nerd would know that React is a library and HTML is a markup language, and neither are programming languages.

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    matlab is nobody’s favourite language. although using it does require an engineering degree, which makes you a nerd.

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      Or a physics student who wants to cry. cue thousand yard stare to freshman year in college.

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        at least you don’t have to use simulink, right?

        …right?

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          Simulink was the fun part of Matlab.

          • lime!@feddit.nu
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            neeeeerd

            • Colloidal@programming.dev
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              And?

              • lime!@feddit.nu
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                that means you fit in here <3

        • QuantumStorm@lemmy.world
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          I think that was it? But it’s also been almost 20 years 😭

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    I think simply knowing what the “F” is means you’re old and a nerd.

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      It’s still commonly used in STEM fields.

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        I have to take a breath whenever I find an F77 file. Prepare for a lack of objects!

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      F in the chat for people who know F.

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      I heard it’s to pay respect?

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