• Seraph@kbin.social
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    11 months ago

    Mac : This is Aristotle. Thought to be the smartest man on the planet. He believed that the Earth was the center of the universe, and everybody believed him because he was so smart. Until another smartest guy came around, Galileo, and he disproved that theory making Aristotle and everybody else on earth look like a

    [slaps sticker on board]

    Mac : BITCH! 'Course Galileo then thought that comets were an optical illusion and there’s no way that the moon could cause the ocean’s tides. Everybody believed that because he was so smart. He was also wrong. Making him and everyone else on Earth

    [slaps another sticker on board]

    Mac : look like a bitch again. And then, best of all, Sir Issac Newton gets born and blows everybody’s nips off with his brains. 'Course he also thought he could turn metal into gold and died eating mercury making him yet another stupid

    [slaps 3rd sticker on board]

    Mac : BITCH! Are you seeing a pattern?