• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Hope she doesn’t miss any classes over it, midterm exams are coming up for a lot of high schools. Maybe they’ll give her a note.

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      To his credit, he kept telling everyone, “No, you just wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different school!” but nobody ever believed he had a girlfriend, for some reason.

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    11 months ago

    Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him?

    ”Why don’t you set the wine coolers down and have a seat, Matt”

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    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    The outreach, which has not previously been reported, is a sign that the GOP-led committee’s investigation into the Florida Republican has recently expanded to include questioning around allegations of sex crimes, drug use and illicit benefits.

    “I can confirm that I have filed a Notice Of Representation of a potential witness with the US House Ethic’s Committee pertaining to an ongoing investigation by the committee,” Florida defense attorney Tim Jansen, who is the ex-girlfriend’s lawyer, told CNN in a statement.

    The ex-girlfriend was granted immunity in the federal criminal probe and testified before a grand jury in January 2022.

    CNN previously reported that the committee also recently reached out to that woman who was still 17 when she allegedly had sex with the congressman as part of its investigation.

    They have also asked the Justice Department for materials related to its years long investigation, which included allegations he had sex with a minor.

    But McCarthy has repeatedly denounced those accusations and has said Gaetz worked to oust the former speaker because of the ethics probe.


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    11 months ago

    Which cemetery did they go to to reach out to her? I mean knowing that he’s a necrophile and all.

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      11 months ago

      You’re going to upset the necrophiles with a comparison like that, I don’t think they’d want to be associated with him. We might have different views when it comes to certain things but on this, I’m with the corpsefuckers.