Going from shampoo to ram poo.

You’re right, let’s just call this one and start fresh with the next.

I’m not 100% certain but this looks like one of those cases where a commenter jokingly says that they feel personally attacked but mean that they agree with what was said. Playing at oversensitivity for comedic effect.

Trump is expected to sign another executive order declaring that his father loved him and he doesn’t cry himself to sleep every night thinking about it. Also that Eric is an unbearable chode.

Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!

The other list of sexually active popes (and other associated clergy) who have “had children” is stashed away in the Vatican somewhere.

cactus cock

Cocktus.

Shoelace foreskins.

It knows.

They need to go to the optometrist.

Ridiculous.

Probably for the best. Can’t leak what he isn’t told.

Dildo factory reject. Testers reported discomfort due to what’s known in the industry as “Shapiro syndrome” or sudden vaginal dessication.

The guy he killed lost 24 years of memories.

If I wanted to read my e-mails out loud, I’d record that and attach the .mp3 file. There is almost never a reason to call me.

But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.

People forget the standard advice: Don’t lock up your legs, bend your knees just enough to have a little movement without it being noticeable at a distance. Gotta find the sweet spot of hydrated without overshooting into the “have to pee every 10 minutes” range too.

Lazy exposition dump in the trailer for the COVID-19 sequel. This will go great.

“…I’m a Nazi”

-Elon Musk

RFC 1149 compatibility is expected in an upcoming release, keep an eye out.