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minus-squareFireRetardant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoThey start lacing their bras with a powder that makes breasts grow so you have to keep buying new bras
minus-squareosaerisxero@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoWith only a little bit of cancer and microplastics
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoMarks Customers can have a little bit of cancer, as a treat.
minus-squareFireRetardant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoDon’t worry, once average boob size gets outrageously large, they’ll start lacing it with another powder to shrink them down again which can increase their cancer benefits package from the previous powder by up to 300%
They start lacing their bras with a powder that makes breasts grow so you have to keep buying new bras
With only a little bit of cancer and microplastics
MarksCustomers can have a little bit of cancer, as a treat.Don’t worry, once average boob size gets outrageously large, they’ll start lacing it with another powder to shrink them down again which can increase their cancer benefits package from the previous powder by up to 300%
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