Former President Donald Trump, fresh off his third appearance in court as a criminal defendant, delivered a speech full of defiance and bluster on Friday night, insulting prosecutors and declaring that the charges he faces only help his 2024 presidential campaign.
1.) I don’t recall his death being anything of note, but then there’s always 2.) his career was racist, no-talent shit beforehand anyhow.
You don’t recall the autoerotic asphyxiation?
Found hanging by the neck on a curtain cord with his dick in his hand?
Nope. 🤷🏼♂️
Well. Yeah. It was the perfect end to his career.
Death by breath-play accident isn’t the poetic justice you think it is. Let’s not be shameless, hmm?
I don’t kink shame, but unsafe breath play is the height of stupidity.
Also, there are no real conspiracy theories about the death. He accidentally hung himself in a closet while trying to get off.
Now imagine if a prominent Conservative died the same way, you’d never hear about them again.
Unsafe breath play is redundant.
The only reason I remember that is because of Eminem.