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cm0002@lemmy.zip to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 days ago

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  • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM
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    You’re welcome, lover boy

    Still aware of your manual breathing and the location of your tongue too?

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      Still aware of your manual breathing and the location of your tongue too?

      Oh got damnit

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      When was the last time you blinked?

      • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM
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        A few seconds ago.

        Funnily enough, this is what started the whole thing. Me and CM were talking about blink rates and I mentioned I have a lower one. He said he was aware of his blinking now so I just started throwing out every possible thing I could think of. Manual breathing, tongue location, aware of the folds of his clothes, lost the game… Me saying all of it because none of them have the intended effect on me but I remember them to hit other people with 'em. I’m a dick

  • Dr. Dinosaur MD [He/Him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Son of a FUCK

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    what’s this about, I wasn’t in the room

    • Dr. Dinosaur MD [He/Him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      “The Game” is a mind game, sometimes considered a meme, from the pre-internet days.

      The game has three rules:

      1. Everyone in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game. You cannot refuse to play The Game.
      2. Whenever you think about The Game, you lose The Game.
      3. Whenever you lose The Game, you must announce it to others. Either verbally, or through social media.
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        XKCD 391 FTW

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    https://xkcd.com/391/

    Either win or stay losing forever

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    Yeah, there goes my 2 DECADE streak… asshole…

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      <3

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