• skye@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      9 months ago

      i’m going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i

      and i’m going to moan and say i’m cumming the next time i’m about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess

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        9 months ago

        You could also say, for instance, “I believe the autumn’s coming in late this year”, and what’s he going to do? Stop you?

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          9 months ago

          lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he’d say something like “actually i’m pretty sure winter’s coming” before he does