FenrirIII@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 8 months agoTed Cruz humiliated as Pecker spills beans on Trump's vicious insultsboingboing.netexternal-linkmessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1328arrow-down19
arrow-up1319arrow-down1external-linkTed Cruz humiliated as Pecker spills beans on Trump's vicious insultsboingboing.netFenrirIII@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down1·8 months agoMissed opportunity for the title: “Ted Cruz humiliated by Pecker”
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up76·8 months agoTed Cruz in trouble after Pecker leaks at Trump trial…more at 11.
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·edit-28 months agoIt reads like a radio DJ joke: "Looks like Ted Cruz humiliated as Pecker spills beans on Trump’s vicious insults. Ted Cruz just learned the hard way—dealing with a little Pecker can be really embarrassing!" (pregnant pause) “And heres Taylor Swift…”
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 months ago“Pecker is pain in Ted Cruz’ ass.”
minus-squarerebelsimile@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 months agoPecker revelation in court shames Ted Cruz.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoThe headline they did use makes my silly brain think that Ted Cruz has a sentient penis. Which makes me sick because now I am thinking about Ted Cruz’s penis 🤢
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 months agoTed Cruz has a totally normal, human-style penis. https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-28 months agoYouhumans and yourfeelings, always getting in the way of BIG CASH PAYOFF$$$
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down2·8 months agoMaybe try this one instead: “Ted Cruz rubs Pecker wrong.”
Missed opportunity for the title:
Ted Cruz in trouble after Pecker leaks at Trump trial…more at 11.
It reads like a radio DJ joke:
Ted Cruz Slammed By Pecker
*Destroyed
“Pecker is pain in Ted Cruz’ ass.”
Pecker revelation in court shames Ted Cruz.
The headline they did use makes my silly brain think that Ted Cruz has a sentient penis. Which makes me sick because now I am thinking about Ted Cruz’s penis 🤢
Ted Cruz has a totally normal, human-style penis.
https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
You
humansand yourfeelings, always getting in the way of BIG CASH PAYOFF$$$Maybe try this one instead: