Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.
Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.
Me: But aren’t you jealous?
Dad: laughs
I was flabbergasted, lmao.
Yeah adderall is the shit, I’d probably have taken her suggestion if it were just an addy but switching from the amphetamines to methamphetamine gets exponential. Adderall does do wonders for my chest when it’s congested. But then again, so does capsaicin