A New Hampshire Republican lawmaker who has been under fire for defending child marriage has lashed out at his “haters” while insisting that his stance is “pro-choice.”
State Representative Jess Edwards inspired outrage last week after describing underage teenage girls as “ripe” and “fertile” while arguing against a bill to raise the age of marriage in the Granite State from 16 to 18. The bill passed by a vote of 192-174 despite objections from Edwards and others.
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Edwards described critics of his underage marriage stance as “an army of control freaks that want to entice a pregnant woman into an abortion rather than allow a marriage” in a Facebook post on Monday.
False equivalencies are conservative bread and butter, make it look like your opponent does what you do because conservatives wont care, but liberals might. Back when I had more energy for social media, when I would see stories like this I would tell a little story I made up to make the point.
A conservative drives to his opponents house in the middle of the night, taking a can of gasoline he dumps gas all over the front of his opponents house. Striking a match, he gleefully lights the house ablaze. Thankfully, the opponent is not home, and the police and firefighters respond quickly. The conservative is being arrested and put into the back of the police car just as his opponent turns up the driveway. The media circus turns their cameras to the car pulling up the lane, then back to the conservative who yells “see my opponent there, in that car, well he uses gas too " . The chyron on Fox now reads: " Hypocrite liberal gets whats coming to him” on CNN you have: “Gas controversy erupts in flames”
What I’m saying is, it doesn’t matter how outlandish the equivalency is, you can be guaranteed conservatives will make it, and that the media will bothsides it for them.
Edit: Yes I do a bit of self-cringe when I reread that story.
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I first wrote that story out 10 or more years ago, so it feels like a product of my youth, a cartoonish caricature that’s so on the nose I should be a little embarrassed I couldn’t come up with something more subtle. I’m my own worst critic though.
Yeah, that describes today’s landscape. The Onion is feeling that one too.
It’s actually really good tho.