Shit I forgot lunch
I get it, the gay frog seminar can go long sometimes.
I feel like this happens every year. We really should start scheduling it to end at 11:30 to account for a bit of bleed over. A lot of us rely on dead-on timing when it comes to eating. Hell, it’s all most of us can think about when it’s 11 already. Anyways, I feel like this one is off to a great start already.
Is it a gay agenda if there’s no brunch?
It’s more of a trans mission
Mimosas are an all-day thing during Pride.
Whoa, hold the fuck up: I’m not sitting through a three and a half hour seminar for anything
It’s actually several seminars. For historical reasons presentations from gay frogs, lesbian frogs, bisexual frogs, etc. Are all grouped under “gay frog seminar”
Is there going to be a seminar on how to convert children to a life of Hedonism simply by proximity to your sheer existence?
I think that’s implied by the gates of hell opening first thing.
No break for brunch? How DARE you!!??!?!
Right!? 30 mins for Age of Sin!? Are they kidding? Is this shrinkflation?
Damnit! I missed the Dance Rave again!
It’s pride month, friend! It’s dance rave parties every day!
I woke up at 6 to get a head start on desecration, but then I had a bbq to attend later so I got way off schedule. I really need to be on the ball today if I want to destroy the sanctity of straight marriage and groom children by telling them that they’re valid and deserving of love no matter how they identify. It’s a lot of work for a Sunday, honestly.
Speed Walking Workshop at 10:30pm? This is blasphemy!
Mashallah, I followed the agenda
If I’m always threatening human dignity and causing corruption, chaos and confusion, am I required to go to these seminars?
How fabulously can you do so?
Fuck yeah! And I’m cis-het!
They didn’t put my CRUCIFIX MASTURBATION seminar on the agenda again this year. Homophonic !!1
I missed most of it. I was busy in Kvatch all day. It’s a shame, I really could have used that speedwalking class
You can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby.
Threatening Human Dignity
Why would you violate Article 1 of the German Constitution?
Why would you not?
What’s speed walking? Isn’t that just walking but at 2x speed?
Do I need to attend the workshop?
No I think you’re thinking of running. Speed walking allows you to do 2 walks per walk.
Did you never see Malcolm in the Middle?
