lol.

Elon’s?

Almost like Thiel knows he’s made a list.

I continue to applaud The Onion’s ability to deliver when, in general, things are so absurd.

Pelosi needs an Adjustor.

This timeline is suck.

I’ll have to ask, she worked as a COBOL contractor for multiple banks historically so it might be one of those “who you know” type things. I’ll circle back and reply here if I hear anything.

Oh I see what you’re saying.

Dang, maybe I should learn PHP…

This cheered me up tonight, thank you 😂

Like, 70% or more of the web runs on PHP. That’s also not going anywhere anytime soon.

My friend’s mom gets called back for COBOL stints at major US banks all the time. I don’t know how long it’ll last, but apparently the list of people to select from and bring in is ridiculously short.

I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.

…seriously? That’s depressing :|

I’d prefer fingertip-less gloves, my hands get soooo cold versus the rest of my body when I’m in my poorly insulated office.

You and me both.

But did the world get less simple/fun or did we just become more aware?

Unsure.

Damn, newgrounds, all the nostalgia in this thread.

I don’t care anymore, let it crumble.

And Facebook saw a loss of 5-6 users probably.

Fuck. This. Country.

I’m out. As soon as I am possibly able, I don’t even care if I’m homeless in another country (yeah yeah I realize that isn’t how it would work in terms of immigration), I’m done. Fuck this shit.

That they’ll be together in the same area at the same time. Do with that what you will.

Oh my god I forgot about hypercard…wowww. Memories.