I am amazed what they got away with for a 90s book series. The series showed ethical dilemmas with torture, genocide, the treatment of POWs, slavery, fighting an extraterrestrial invasion in the US, and dealing with traitors during wartime.

Installed a Sysco router (sushi belt)

The problem is the existence of the complaint, so this solves the problem

Believing any of that means trusting President Elon Musk. I certainly don’t

They already do this at military commissaries (base grocery stores)

These are the same people who brought you Oracle DB licensing. They’ll fuck you over someday, the countdown clock is already ticking

How is having a functioning government? I hear it’s wonderful

Why isn’t Washington state in there?!

Specifically goats

American Sign Language is now apparently un-American

Worthy of being submitted to The Register as a sysadmin story

Hell no. Can’t wait to hear about his new Wordpress cryptocurrency launching soon

Starfleet Intelligence

There is a small petty part of me that hopes it degenerates into no aid approval for anyone. The South is gonna get more hurricanes, they’ll break first

I don’t hope that of course, because people will suffer.

Some assembly required

Don’t forget the razor thin House majority!

Even simpler fix, actually. If they genuinely can’t find anyone else, set the wages of the people they hire to a mandatory 5x industry median or 500k, whichever is larger

Oh, you mean the President of the United States, Elon Musk?

The infinite DnD adventures one sounds neat

The fact that Teamspeak server is closed or restricted source means it’s going to enshittify eventually