Products go to Broadcom to die.

RECORD PROFITS! …and high mortality… BUT MONEY!!!

Titties. Hehe.

CEO shootings are now just a fact of life in America…

Yes, I’m interested in your time for money exchange program.

Check out OpenHasp. I have several WT32-SC01 Plus devices around my house. Using MQTT, you can easily interact with Home Assistant on touch screen devices.

I’m not sure you’re allowed to say the quiet parts out loud. It makes the people all uncomfortable. Like they think they might be the baddies. Please give me some feel-good propaganda.

Then you’re going to have to learn some double-thing and join the fascists to make yourself feel better. Because Americans tend to hold feelings far more important than facts.

When the schools close, I guess everybody has to go to Christian school now! No sex education at all, please!

Fuck. I hope Canada has some open slots for immigrants.

*cheese.

I’m voting to restore health rights to my wife and daughter! And that’s just in addition to saving democracy. Here’s to cancelling out the rednecks’ votes!

Nobody parties like a jockey!

During the cattle call, we’re all just cattle…

Pull it!

AI can give me a blueprint for my logic. Then I, as a developer, make the code run. Cuts my scripting time in half.

Can’t authorize the school to give my kid a Tylenol, but they somehow have full authorization to change my kid’s gender? Sounds legit.