Fahrvergnügen

Damn Canadians!

Source: I’m Canadian.

Sneakers had got to be one of my all-time favorite movies. Definitely still relevant.

Excuse me, Benedict Cumberbatch, will you pass the worcheshire sauce?

Turned 13 today. I complain that my wife only buys me a present every four years. She says if I keep saying that, it may come true. Also, at work, I tell them to excuse my behavior, I’m just acting my age.

As far as 28th vs March 1st, well, I celebrate both days. If I’m getting scammed out of birthdays three out of four years, I’m taking an extra day on those off years!

HP: why can’t we be together? Me: It’s not you, it’s me.

…And the I put my day off in the calendar.

See enshittification.

It’s to die for.

The chemtrails forced me to reveal the location of the sign.

Ahhhh, Northern Alberta. I recognize that sign.

The self centered POS’s are sitting in their mom’s basement on 4chan.