I read your comment and immediately heard

SYZYGY

Hands down, best show on Netflix.

If I had to pick three things in my life to experience for the first time again Dark would be in the top three.

Jfc.

That Carl though, needs to get with the program!

Oh yeah? What program is that, cup?

Carlton, hi!

How on earth did you not have that bullshit battery disconnect issue.

I had three of them, after a certain period of time it would always show 50% battery and not charge. Just death.

They eventually upgraded me to a 5a, that I’ve had for a few years but I’m astonished that anyone still has a pixel 2.

Yikes.