I know a person who professionally does something with text. She made it her mission to format every single email in ComicSans, bold, italic, red, centered.

Since this is lemmyshitpost I’ll just add some shit that rhymes to this post:

I drenched my iPhone in semen

Gnosticism, one of the oldest known religions that is thought to be the forefather of all religion, taught about that.

Actually, if she is as of age as she looks in this comic, and the year we currently have, the possibility for her to have vaxxed her kids against every possible disease is pretty high.

No. It’s the only way men can experience pregnancy contractions. At least I have, once, when doing a spicy challenge. I did win it, but about 6 hours later I got some rumbly in my tumbly, then, another 3 hours later, all broke loose. The only feeling I had was pain. My stomach hurt, my intestines hurt, my butthole hurt. My body pressed itself free from this spicyness. Over an hour of contractions and pain. I was sweating, I was crying. Every time I thought it was finally over, another contraction. The heat started. It felt cold at times, before becoming hot again. And what did I do this for? Well, I got a shirt I got too fat to wear. And I got to say the best pickup line in my life: I only got this because you’re even hotter than that.

It took me way too long to admit that the poster was talking about production as in “is being produced by nature without human interference” and not “humans produce it because humans want it”

This reminds me of an old YouTube series called “Son of a Glitch”, but in another context:

This son of a glitch is just pretending to be stuck to get out of the conversation!

Edit: OMG I found the channel and there’s about 110 episodes! https://m.youtube.com/@AStartShow/videos

Maybe give the Austrian https://shop.firelandfoods.at/en a try if you’re ever in Europe.

35 points for Ravenclaw for the provision of the vegan bingo.

𝖂𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕳𝖊𝖗𝖗, 𝖜𝖔𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖓 𝕾𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖓 𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝖌𝖆𝖗 𝖛𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖋𝖋𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖈𝖍𝖜𝖊𝖎𝖘𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖗؟

You‘re good and more efficient. I open 90% of files on Linux, Mac and PC with the search function.

Don’t take something away - make someone else better.

Actually, Hitler did the same. So you’re saying that what he did was not wrong?

Everyone wants to be happy. Be the least asshole possible.

Look at him and say that again!

Ōkami ☀️🐺

That ending really left an impact on me. There was just something about it, having spent so many hours, seeing that ending made me just go wow

We are the extinction event.

TIL they have metro in USA

Straight crankin