Goddamn, I gotta go watch Red Dwarf again

Yeah, I understand that. I feel like I know you, you know?

Check the math? What do I look like, a numbertician??

I an so sick of the “just don’t buy it” response to people complaining about increasingly shitty practices. It’s like if someone pisses in the far side of the pool and other people decide they like the warmth so they tell you just to stay over on the far side - The pool is still tainted, and maybe next time the pool cleaners decide not to use chlorine…

20 year old films? I didn’t realise someone had made the movies before Peter Jackson…

checks date of release

…fuck

No, this happened a few years ago, but clearly it’s a lot more common than I thought!

A milder story than some here:

Someone had accidentally sent an email to the whole company of 44,000 or so employees. Cue a bunch of emails -replying all- asking why they were receiving the email… followed by another wave of emails asking people to stop replying all.

Was a great popcorn moment, and made me laugh every time a new email came in.

Lies of P? Remnant II? Hell I’m surprised that Starfield isn’t on this list ahead of D4… (not that it deserves to be there, mind you)

Oh good, anything to help me kill more at night!

Planet of the Apes, here we come!

Yeah ikr. Feels like they’re still pissed at us for our ACCC taking them to task for not offering refunds here

Light treason

oh that’s good, I’m stealing that!

I like the German “gesundheit”, which means “good health”

Guess i’ll now just call it “The company formerly known as Twitter” 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hands up if you just held your wrist while turning it to see if you could feel the bones cross

ehh, it’s tit for taint, I guess

It was a family event to squeeze in wonder

Yup, coulda done without reading that.