If he really wants to standardize voting at the national level, I think this might actually backfire on the GOP in the long run. Mail-in voting and early voting is extremely popular across the political spectrum, while lazy ignorant old people, the life blood of the GOP for over fifty years, often don’t carry ID or even know where theirs is.

Someone told me it was the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem.

They were gonna get killed either way.

Which would mean either they don’t want to catch him (because even the police hate CEOs), or what they do know makes them look even worse (because he’s mocking them, or should be easy to find with what they know).

I call them the leech class.

I am Spartacus!

This whole thing feels right out of a comic book or a movie. That’s exactly how it would go down too.

Don’t give them any more leads.

Reagan being president. No, not even now.

Keep it simple. Help the pollinators. Stop spraying poison on your lawn, and let the clover and other flowering plants in.

I hate to admit it, but the evidence stacks up that if there is a god, it’s just as much of a huge dick as Trump is.

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If those dryers had UV lamps, maybe one that only ran when external motion sensors detected nobody nearby, that could mitigate that problem entirely

And also an organization-wide statistical increase in skin cancer!

I tell my phone to “Remove Suggestion” on that every time, but it never fucking takes and it pisses me off. Don’t capitalist twitter or god.

Everyone offering condolences on that page is either a bootlicker or someone wearing the boots. Hope for their sake that the vigilante isn’t browsing social media posts like that to narrow down his next target. It would be such a shame to see all these poor embattled execs have to live in fear.

I know, it’s awfully irresponsible to educate folks like that.

That would be awfully risky if they didn’t already have the real vigilante in custody or on a slab, at which point what’s the point of having a fake?

Like imagine if they announced they caught him or shot him and then the real guy targets another of the bastards?

He shits himself and his supporters drop all remaining pretense and declare him the literal Messiah.