Boooooooo…!

I can’t even piss without logging a ticket with IT…

You don’t pay me for what I do, you pay me for what I know…

It has to be Red Rock West for me

Black cat you say …

Amazing. That’s my lunch sorted tomorrow

My migration to Linux Mint coincided with getting a Brother Laser printer (DCP-L3520CDW) and I’ve had zero issues with text, photos or scanning. I just fired up the Brother and Mint said “oh, you’ve got a printer, wanna use it?”

Cos he’s a Scramblin’ Maaan…

A: The sun isn’t in space it’s its own self contained atmosphere,

So would you say it’s somehow been towed outside an environment into it’s own environment…?

Hey, if you’re anywhere in the area, I’ve got fine collection of IKEA allen keys a

I was just thinking the other da…ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD

There was the same feeling here in fhe UK with Starmer, although he’s not the leader everyone wants, he at least is driving the bus in fhe right direction.

A cheese sandwich. Buttered white bread, a thick slice of salty cheddar, and a layer of English mustard. No nonsense.

Stumbleupon was how I found Reddit !

Good God, were you that security guard???

Brit here. About eight years ago I flew from London to Belfast and return for business. We don’t need a passport to travel to Northern Ireland, just photo id like driving licence is fine.

Coming back to London I approached the gate and before I could pull out my wallet to show my id, the guard says " Good evening Mr. Codandchips have a safe journey "…

Yes they have facial recognition, the cameras are visible but you don’t notice them.

Thank you Lain!

Late Friday evening at the checkout there’s three of us in the queue. Guy at the front has two frozen pizzas, guy number 2 has a bottle of Vodka, guy number 3 (me), has a bottle of wine. None of us have used a divider, after all I’m not paying for his vodka and he’s not going to buy my wine.

We’re joined by a woman with a trolley full of chaos and she asks me if she can go in front as she’s in a hurry.

“Sure, but I’ve only got this” she sees the other two singletons and grumbles. Then she notices the lack of dividers and shouts “WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???” and proceeds to SLAM down dividers between us.

From then on, I never use dividers, just to see who in the queue is likely to erupt.

I was looking to see if this had been posted! A fascinating and essential look at how our modern civilization came to be.

I used to work in a large manufacturing complex and two of us would walk around with clip boards pointing and taking “notes”. If anyone would ask what was going on, we’d say we were carrying out random health and safety inspections.