“You can’t claim this place, we live here!”

“Well, do you have a flag?”

Idiocracy

I thought it was silly because of how crazy far-fetched and unrealistic it was, since that stuff could never happen in real life. But now that kind of comedy has aged terribly and is no longer funny at all.

/s :(

I can hear this comment

I asked Jeeves, and he told me it still exists. To celebrate, I played some Neopets and then logged into a fun MUSH game.

It’s been a while, but I think in the original Dracula novel, he boarded a ship and sailed (maybe with his coffin and dirt?) to England. So maybe they can in a ship? Or, much more likely, it depends on the specific vampire lore.

“Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?”

“I’ll tell you what I’d do, man. Two trees at the same time, man!”

Not an expert, but I found this article (stupid video in corner warning): https://www.cbsnews.com/news/taylor-farms-mexico-fda-inspection-cyclosporiasis-outbreak/

Looks like the FDA does inspections of foreign facilities, so there should have been a US inspection in Mexico at the farm/plant. However, the FDA is underfunded for its targets and has been for years, and then the cuts made a bad situation worse by firing people.

The lettuce and this (jalapeño) outbreak were both from farms in Mexico, I believe

No, you willingly got shocked weekly to win a tiny TV for your room! It was aspirational! Except the max payout for most games was like 50 tickets and the TV cost 80,000 tickets, so all you could buy at the end of the 2 hours with your 243 tickets was some bouncy balls and gum.

They have violated their maximum cuteness limit for the year, please ask them to refrain from any excessive cuteness or face the consequences!

(The consequences are aggressive face scritches)

Oh yes, please tell me more about this oral tradition of the ancient Greeks! ;)

Chapter 2: Jane Finds Dick

Chapter 3: Dick and Jane See Spots

So excited to visit Wales!

This was my first thought, too!

Am I a joke to you?

I scrape all of the kernels off, then have a friend fling them into my mouth with a slingshot while screaming “Ayayayaya, Zordon!”

This doesn’t make sense. He can’t vote by proxy, so there’s no point in delaying. If anything, Republicans should want to hold the special as soon as possible, because the Kentucky governor gets to appoint a temporary replacement, and he’s a Democrat.

(I know this is just a meme, but I just don’t like poorly supported conspiracy theories.)

There was a Haruhi Suzumiya game? That’s gotta be completely chaotic