I thought I had a well-balanced world view until I read this post and the discussions in the comments section. Thank you for expanding my view.

How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

Personally I prefer Charcoal Gary

No escape from reality

I always find that when I try and eat a sandwich or chicken burger upright, things (especially the meat) always falls out. So for me, the optimal way to eat it is to pick it up right side up and then flip it upside down to take a bite.

Why is “Dead Patient” capitalized?

Can we now claim that it’s a type of fish that are the world’s best pollinators?

Yep it’s to better protect them as endangered species.

Fish may or may not be meat, but bumblebees are classified as fish under California law.

You can’t make me.

X-actly as intended

No you’re bi-yourself

I mean it tasted like Heinz ketchup, but slightly off. The only way I can explain it is how ketchups from different fast food restaurants all taste slightly different. The problem though was that you’re getting ketchup flavor from purple (or green, blue, orange, teal) goop.

I remember the purple ketchup vividly. Such a weird disconnect in my head between the color and the flavor.