I mean… he was all out of condoms. It was the correct call to turn her down

They’re looking for app names… Rapr will probably be in the top of their list

Do they sell these in bulk? For when I get the runs

This makes me sick to my stomach. The entire strip is destroyed at different degrees. Looking at what Google maps tags as an amusement park that is now leveled to the ground and contrasting it to the pictures of kids having fun in its info section is grotesque…

That’s a horrible thing to wish for a janitor

Spain here… still says Lake Ontario on mine

But I remember when the “Gulf of America” was declared, it still said Gulf of Mexico for a while, after a while it changed it to both names:

Sad state of affairs, but this is google 🤷‍♂️

Do you all remember the movie “The Goonies”? Yeah… so many levels of wrong with this new definition when applied to that movie

Getting heartburn just by reading this…

Are those KKK warheads? Wtf?

I have never NOT had diarrhea after Taco Bell. This is the way

Ppl looking for HP Lovecraft to get their horror fetiche satisfaction… just go to the local pond and observe…