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No kidnapping, he only raped the Martians.
And they deserved it for dressing in revealing space suits. Stupid, sexy Martians!!

POTUS
Paedophile of the united states.

Because everybody on the plane shit themselves.

She’ll probably stab herself 6 times in the back, then shoot herself in the head 3 times just to make sure.

POTUS
Paedophile of the united states

There’s something about black and white photos that add a certain gravitas to just about anyone.
I mean, I hate the man. Absolutely and completely detest him but I’ll be the first to admit that in that picture he looks like…that I hope he dies a long and painful death.

When anyone or anything says that their product works “up to x%” I always presume it doesn’t really work at all.
Christ, 1% is included in that “up to 95.5%” vague bullshit statement.

It would be a real shame if someone were to find out which way the obese imbecile was arriving at the golf course and vandalised it cashing him a paedo and rapist. A damn shame. I hope no one does that…

Though I’m not sure he can read anyway.

You could never accuse him of being a fried breakfast dodger, could you. Hypocritical piece of shit.

No, stop this.
He’s got his name attached to far too many things as it is.

If it absolutely has to happen then it should be something like “The trump-Paedo Effect”
Not everyone knows who Epstein was, but almost everyone knows what a paedo is.

The obese tangerine is horrible and he needs to be ridiculed, persecuted, and prosecuted etc. However, the irony of calling it the department of justice is the thing that jumps out at me.

It really should be called the department of covering up for deviant rich shitbags, or something similar.

I know I do. The wife is 50/50 about them…

No, going after him is entirely the right and correct thing to do. It will never be wrong.

Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?

A patient person with a sniper rifle could be an option.

Obviously I’m not advocating this type of action, obviooooouuuusly. I’m merely saying that he probably doesn’t have the same type of protection that a world leader enjoys soooo…

Please don’t. The fat cunt has his name attached to far too many things as it is.
Once he dies it would be good to never hearing it again.

I would be ok with it being changed to the Epstein effect though.

Paedo
Of
The
United
States
Is fuhrerius, you say?

Raping little kids isn’t dating them so, technically, he kept that promise.

Hold up, isn’t being a kiddie fiddling, wife beating, convicted rapist also part of the job description nowadays?

What’s more manly than a cock? Two cocks, that’s what!!