I’m a physician, and I shop at Dollar Tree almost daily. Only chumps pay more than they have to.

This is the best possible answer.

You’re rethinking your billionaire-killing strategy?

Yeah, but then the blades get dull, and you have to do it a couple times.

And this is the worst it will ever be

Got me

Your idea about voting?

Time for that well-regulated militia.

Um, I don’t see any advice in the article about how to protect democracy. I thought voting would do it? It turns out there’s just too many idiots.

I thought I was alone

Oh yes, the traditional “Democrats made me do it” argument.

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Good, it’s what they deserve. I bet those assholes all voted for Trump.

Um, much more than 15 million

Why are you spraying coffee all over the room.

“Cinematic value.”

Even worse, LIDAR isn’t even that expensive. Musky just thought they should be able to do without it because, “humans do it with just eyes.”

Ghandi?

Youtube cheating? Maybe they can be poly-Youtube.

I have a strict no videos policy.