Desperate to smear him with any and all accusations.

You people are supposed to be fighting each other! Red hat, blue hat remember!? No, no don’t look up! Stop that!

That’s why you should all do one each.

Rod of animal control: it only works on dogs and it only makes them follow you and perform basic actions like sit and give paw.

On closer inspection it’s just a chew treat

It will be eaten if the dog gets a hold of it

Elon is the nerd kid that got invited to sit with the cool kids, but only because they wanted them to do their homework for them.

Now the homework is handed in and the Elon is still hanging around them and sitting at their table because he has no idea they were using him.

He won’t get the hints that they despise him untill one of them turns to his face and openly says “fuck off nerd, we never liked you”

Yeah, but those missiles in the ocean were THREATENING people who have MONEY. The Palestinian children don’t have any money.

So I’m sure you can see the conundrum here for world leaders

(/s. Just in case, hard to know these days)

Am I the only person who saw that dragon fight trailer or something?

The build up promised a cinematic confrontation of soldiers being thrown around and powerful siege engines to the backdrop of a ruined tower in some rolling hillside. Then it cut to a huge, grey, flat nowhere location where the player and two uninteresting specks of companion characters repeatedly hit it with christmas tree lights until it had a stoke and died.

Big news!

A subscription to being alive

Maybe you are a career politician and need to wank off someone and vape without getting in the news about it.

Sharon

Pronounce the Ch like Chiropodist.

Hmm? Cherry picked example? No, I’m more of a rum man myself.

“your house will have been carpeted”

Oh, great, the hallway floors were looking a bit worn out

What would Ronald Reagan name his own social media site?

With AI we can automate the updating of sports team rosters and release a new EA Sports title every 3 hours.

The difference between a hobby and a job is that you are forced to do a job even when you don’t want to.

But the people on the TV said that-that there was a mew and that the-the people got it!

Aaahhhhhh! So that’s why Trump is all wishy-washy on the subject of abortion now.

Undecided voters are just right wingers who still have some shame, or have family that would cast them out for it if they found out.

They are waiting for Donny to say something close to acceptable so they can put on their blinders and latch on to it as a reason to vote for him.