Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don’t have those. We’re dead inside.

Two photos in one day? What are you? a hundronary?

In your country’s defense, you didn’t create it. You did everything in your power to stop it, and failed miserably. All the rest… yes.

99% of Lemmy, but unironically.

What other word? Minarchist?

They’re paid by the hour.

Self-pardons? What!?

Now hold on a minute…

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Your 0th cousin?

23Nov023?

If you’re going to fold the paper, at least have the decency of pushing a pen through. The way Hollywood intended.

I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

Come on people! They probably made it underground and then they dug it up.

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Ah yes, the grown up child… How could anyone miss that reference.

Don’t you mean unfortunate?

/s

So… Grease and salt?

Disdain for the poor didn’t come from nothing, that’s the evolution of racism.

Pirates be kraken