…help… Im fucked.

Can you expand on why it can’t be shipped?

Thats just good hygiene

I was today years old when i realised that NASA employees arent allowed to swear. Fuck that dude, dont care who he is.

Erm, if im on a raft im gonna be quoting you so you better be right.

Fair play, thats the beauty of pizza being able to mix and match shit.

Maybe go pescatarian instead if you cant give up the fish?

Four cheese woth anchovies and bacon is a banger!

Surely you’d want the detector?

Dont you tell me what i can do!!

…and theres no Microsoft whoch is the best part

Oh nice. Im re-watching then on youtube at the moment so will have to keep an eye out for that one.

Now all im imagineing is a ball floating mid air and it’s beautiful

How’d you know he was a priest if he was naked?

Hah! Exactly, what a twat!..come at me Putin!!!

As far as you can go! ;)

You think he gives a shit about his soilders getting a little toasty?!

I think deep down, ive always been an ass man.

That is a very strange story, but I appreciate you sharing it.

No its not. Why would i want to eat a piece of boring bread, when there is a combination of thats same bread, cheese, tomato, and what ever toppings i choose.

Saying “Crust is the beat part” is just dumb and blatantly non-sensical when you look at pizza as a whole.

I feel like you’ve worked helpdesk at some point.