‘Stegosaurus’ sounds like a Bad Dragon product.

The other folder names are a real trip as well.

This is much too high quality to be called a shitpost.

Dead or alive, you’re going to work.

If you have a billion dollars worth of Bitcoin but you can’t sell it for a billion dollars, then you really don’t have a billion dollars worth of Bitcoin.

No, Ron. Go find Becky.

Does he have a mustache or is his mouth open?

Now this is the Hallmark movie I would watch all the way through. Or, the one where Big City woman meets up with her estranged husband at the Nakatomi Plaza for his office Christmas party. After thieves take the party guests hostage, she has to use her counter-terrorism skills to rescue them and stop the robbery. Also Snape falls off a building at the end.

Succulent judo.

Password: hunter2

I agree with you, but did you really have to use the phrase “fishing out a juicy chunk” in the context of diarrhea?

Looks like it was done using the spline tool.

I’m so happy to see this that I’m willing to ignore the misused “POV”.

No, that would be totally reckless. They probably just used the soda bottle to prop up one end of the neutron reflector.

The main reason is that the number of electoral votes for each state is not proportional to it’s population. Some states get significantly more electoral votes per capita than others. So if you win the disproportionally-large states, you can lose the popular vote but win the majority of electoral votes.

I’ll allow it.

I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

The most enthusiastic voter still only gets one vote.

Bold of you to assume that his party won’t pick him again in 2028 just because of a little dementia.