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Aliens are not attacking.

The drones have hurt no one.

They are merely paying more attention now.

Perhaps if society kills more CEOs, they will finally consider us sapient and establish contact.

god dammit that broken hip didn’t do its fucking job

Sure! All they have to do is just kill ONE billionaire!

Sometimes the bottom right person is also one of the other three.

someone should endeavor to make The Most Political Game In The World by simply having no white male characters in it at all.

memetic contagion.

like “very demure very mindful”, “hawk tuah spit on that thang”, and all manner of “skibidi”-related impulsive vocal tics -_-

real salt of the earth.

“all violence inflicted on Palestine by Israel is self defense” is only true on opposite day and is only as true as the corollary because turnabout is fair play.

Does this functionality exist on lemmy yet? I would like a random and a random-nsfw feed that samples the entire fediverse.

your sympathy claim has been denied

unfortunately this decision is final

regards.

When I ask someone for clarification via their expertise, I usually reflexively indicate that I cannot trust google because of the incursion of AI slop, and even if it shows THEM accurate results, it is no guarantee that it will show ME those same results.

yeah. they sure got aaron swartz ._.

i get up so early people call it “late” and go to bed in the afternoon.

I like public restroom doors that have a handle like protrusion down near the bottom for your foot

Perhaps funko needs their claims adjusted.

What do you mean when you say “has nothing to do with communism?”

Generally when you publish negative propaganda about something you …

*checks notes*

LIE about it.

i.e. “Communism is when the government owns your toothbrush!”

Fact: The government owning your toothbrush has nothing to do with communism.

“Thank goodness the economic system I advocate for has nothing to do with the government owning your toothbrush, and therefore is, by the definition of ‘communism is when the government owns your toothbrush’, definitely not communism and is instead ‘your toothbrush is yours and yours alone’-ism.”

Well, they’ll describe a bunch of made up shit that actually has nothing to do with communism and say “that’s communism”. So all we have to do is attach a new label to all the shit that communism actually is and call it something with better branding.

If anybody tries to accuse what we want of being communism we’ll just use their own definitions of communism against them. “Communism is defined as <x>, <y>, and <z>, and none of those things are what I’m proposing, hope that helps :)”

Let’s increase each one’s pay by exactly three aerodynamic chunks of lead, to be deposited directly into their brainpans at supersonic speeds.

I do believe I’d love being a small part of a polycule…!