Exactly!

My grandmother said, “The time for tarts are when they’re passing.” She meant “take what’s offered when its offered,” but I want it printed on the programs at my funeral

This is one of those things that I never realized how much I wanted and needed it until I just learned of its existence

That is SO pretty

But have you tried CBD? /s

Trans men pretending to be women aren’t women, they’re men.

That’s what you meant, right?

I’m in bed with a fractured wrist and an opoid intolerance/allergy. Where can I learn more about the dominant pain systems/different solutions you mentioned?

Something about this move makes me feel like he was bragging to somebody about how he managed to own a single letter domain, and his conversation ended up somehow here, with him doubling down on what wasn’t even a good joke to begin with.

This is purely speculative, obviously, but it just makes me think it’s him putting his money where his mouth is to save face to someone else (who is likely bemused at best)

So I’m an Anxiety Unicorn. That checks out.

They meant “Ohio is boring and there is nothing to do there,” I believe

“My flatmate is over the hill…” “…because I’m not retired…” “At his age…”

YTA for the condescending way you talk about him. Why, because he has the audacity to be older than you and take something that is important seriously?

INFO: why did she jump to the assumption that you were pranking her? Have you pulled pranks, jokes, teases, funny asides, or anything adjacent prior to this?

NTA or NAH. It’s reasonable to want to spend time with your partner. Communication is key, especially if there are any underlying conversations that gavent been addressed or resolved

If gold were a thing here, I would give it to you

Instead of Reddit Gold, may I offer you Lemmy Cold 🧊 ?

I thought the article did a pretty good job of addressing those points