I quit drinking for good.

Now, I only drink for evil.

There is no chicken

They’re not waving at you. They’re waving at the Jeep.

Because boobs

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

Max Headroom becomes reality.

I like my girls like my cheese.
Fat-free American singles only

It’s just sleeping.

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

Hakuna Mavodka - It means no memories.

If you’re going through hell, keep on moving.

Oktoberfest beers are the best beers.

Bring on the fluggegecheimen!

The courts have ruled many times that the police have no duty to protect.

The joke’s on them. I sold my soul years ago.