I once bought a bust of Michaelangelo’s David while blackout drunk. It was a real surprise when it showed up from eBay.

The mayor from Jaws 1 was still the mayor in Jaws 2.

“Human dragon” is in perhaps a better descriptor for the analogy

HO HO HO

Sure sounds like fascism

Gotta change the gear ratio on the twisty stick, so you can open and close much faster.

You have to keep going through rehearsal of that old information to keep it from fading. The hard part is stacking new layers on the old layers.

Intellectual curiosity is the true barometer; you either thirst to know more, or you’re content with ignorance.

Yes, balanced on the other end by billions of mouth-breathing maroons.

100%

In France, they set shit on fire at the drop of a hat. Can’t have that in 'Murica.

There are a few universal truths to humanity.

One is that there are two types of people: those who can have nice, delicate things, and those who should be denied entrance to anywhere the first group goes.

The test is: can you pick up and appropriately place a needle on a record.

W.T.F.

And they say white people have no culture.

Grand sweeping gesture

Floor spiders say thanks!

Say what you will, but the genie never misses ab day.

Florida’s about to become Ceaușescu’s Romania.

Sad for the children, but the adults should throw themselves off a pier.

http://amp.theguardian.com/news/2014/dec/10/-sp-ceausescus-children?espv=1

Dart players know this

But I always drink plenty of…malk?

*now with vitamin R

“That’s just three jockeys in a trenchcoat!”

Typical Applebee’s experience