lol wife bad AMIRITE GUISE???

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby.

Then you saw a person with a really nice butt. Who wasn’t doing anything.

Honestly, I know you’re probably just joking, but there are several times in recent memory where I’ve wished that you guys won that one.

Here’s a story I read once about something like this. It’d be amazing if it were true!

You and you and mostly me and you!

This is the play for sure. I’ve seen a lot of discussion in the past few days about “what we need to do next time”.

There IS no more “next time”. There won’t BE any more elections, there is no more turning this around. Millions of people stayed home crying about how the Democrats didn’t do enough and even if they fucked up (they did), the people who stayed home and let the Nazis win fucked up worse.

Welcome to the Fourth Reich. We are well and truly fucked.

Free software had a non-free extra bit that it technically didn’t need. Accidentally got changed to need the non-free part in order to run which caused news stories. Now the change has been reverted so it’s free again.

That’s a very evocative outfit. Maybe he could pose with it, in front of a poster that reads “Liberté” and looks like it was created by a high school art student.

Or something. I’m just spitballing.

The IRS only has a limp dick because Repubs won’t allow Congress to pay for their Viagra.

I can only assume they’re referencing the recent hack and subsequent leak of data from Game Freak, including the code for several Pokémon games and some absolutely wild in-universe lore seemingly written by Game Freak employees.

How are you going to bring up early CR Matthew Mercer without his most infamous pronunciation gaffe?

Sigil* as “siggle”. If I were at that table, I’d still be ribbing him about it (good-naturedly, of course).

^*SIJ-uhl

SUNDAY

SUNDAY

SUNDAY

Yes, this thing is bad.

But what about this other thing?

If only there was a term for the type of argument you’re using…

Whoops, your party put the meteors next to each other again. No prog for you this week!

^Disclaimer: ^I ^never ^made ^it ^past ^T5 ^“on-content” ^but ^I ^heard ^the ^horror ^stories

Donald John Trump comes from a family of real estate speculators.

Akira Toriyama once said he based the character of Freeza on Japanese real estate speculators, who he called “the worst kind of people.” (Source)

Am I saying Trump is Freeza? No, Freeza is several orders of magnitude more competent on his worst day than Trump was when he peaked in 1951. But I think it’s important to underline, for the people in the back, what level of cartoonish evil we’re dealing with, because for some reason people will read stuff like this and it won’t sink in. Maybe DBZ will help.

I don’t know. I’m tired, y’all.

+1 for Archinstall. I’m a Linux noob and getting everything set up was a cinch. Even had a spot to put in my address so I can get my first pair of thigh length striped socks from the AUR.

^that ^was ^a ^joke.

Oh hey, I was having this issue. Changed the audio to OpenAL, restarted, and haven’t had any problems since. Might be worth a try if you haven’t already.

Olsteen

Houston native spotted. I’m so sorry.

But this behaviour isn’t really new - I used to work at the Whole Foods on Kirby, which caught fire back in… god, 2012 or so? And someone drove up WHILE THE FIRE WAS STILL BLAZING, was informed that the store was closed, and legitimately responded, “But where am I gonna get my coconut water?”

They may be more mask-off about it now, but it’s always been a thing.