The joke is factually incorrect. The Soviets used pens because graphite and pencil shavings are problematic for delicate equipment in microgravity.

Also the Soviet government has little to no relation to the capitalist oligarchy that currently runs Russia so the comment about Ukraine is irrelevant.

In the medical community this is called a “reach around” and it’s considered common courtesy.

You could pay for a “gold” account that unlocked a few different features that could also be unlocked by using something like Reddit Enhancement Suite and a few Gold-only subreddits.

K thx

As part of his conditions for appearing in the documentary, Charlie demanded that they digitally enlarge his face.

And my FYI was about girls, what’s your point?

Just an FYI: girls do it too.

They’re also a big part of the reason America won the Revolutionary War in the first place.

I don’t make the rules.

Really? Because that rule wasn’t in the original question and you just made it up.

We Americans have been propagandized all our lives to look down on the French, even before they whole “freedom fries” dumbfuckery.

We need to show them more respect.

Free for me, not for thee.

He is so close to breaking in that clip. You can see him suppressing a laugh before “SPAAACE”.

Here we see the Democrat ratchet in action. The Overton Window moves only to the right and shit like this is why.

I only respect the opinion of Tom Bombadil and his hot wife, Goldberry.

High heels were invented for men

Are you asking for mine, because then we need to start talking about price.

To each their own

I wash my balls at least as much as I watch my face, why would I have a problem with drying both with the same towel?

Rural parts of Europe are much smaller than rural parts of America. The challenges are different and the comparison doesn’t quite fit.

It happens to all of us