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Hey hey hey, it’s time to make crrrazy money! Are you ready?

Churchill, so the story goes. But probably not: https://winstonchurchill.org/publications/finest-hour/finest-hour-141/red-herrings-famous-quotes-churchill-never-said/

It’s a spiritual maze, Brain. Are you done looking at the curtain rings yet?

Sure those are both bad. But now we get to take bets on which country sees the first mass casualty event due to unsurvivable wet bulb temps, and we can over-under the year the first US state gets a taste of boiling alive in their own juices.

It’s always that people don’t vote. Support without votes is empty wind.

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There’s no evidence it’s quiltists. That kind of blanket statement has no place in this debate. It could be someone else trying to fleece investors before they cotton on.

This is a joke about Einstein’s form of the Equivalence Principle:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equivalence_principle

Not hanging as low as Arnold’s plums, though, amirite?

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3001

Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It’s absolutely pervasive, to the point it’s almost as invisible as the air.

If you give yourself a hemorrhoid you’ve got a new friend for life.

Rule number one: the kids are alright.

Is this a right wing pigeon from outer space?

The happiest thought I’ve seen all day, and it’s already been a real good day.

The best time was 100 years ago. The second-best time is now.

That’s not a bad faith joke. That is an educated person encouraging their partner to do better, gently, with humor.

Why makeup? The Nixon-Kennedy debates in 1960. Why is it so bad? Because anyone who professionally applies makeup knows this dude isn’t on their side.

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