God Hates Figs

weird shit

I see what you did there

Satisfactory

Come up with a reasonable replacement product, and do it through an ethical company, and people might switch. But you’re not gonna convince people to give up the convenience they’ve relied on for a decade without a really good reason, and “this company is evil” is way too esoteric for most people.

They thought they knew what it was made of, but took their assumptions for granite

X

I don’t think I have the comeback in me this time

It’s called dressage, madam, and it is horse DANCING

Does one peel an avocado? I’ve always used a knife to cut to the core all the way around and pull it apart, then scoop out the flesh.

But it’s only 49 😿

Took me three hours to realize FU meant Felix Unger!

1. Pour cereal

2. Pour milk

3. Eat cereal

4. Refill bowl

5. Repeat 3 and 4 until finished

wtf you on about? Cookie milk is second best, behind only cereal milk

Sweet, what’s mine say?

Is the sport bowling?

“Don’t be.” -Evil

I would argue the vernacular has shifted enough that when you type something, you’re saying it. No, not by the strictest definition of “say,” but I think we as a society are to the point you said whatever you type online.

Video games; Rocket League, Helldivers 2 TTG; Lorcana

To be fair, being a mesh design, I would want to pick it up by the pyramid, too.

I tried doing online text-based therapy once. On top of it’s not the same thing, it was also just the absolute worst way to go about doing therapy, and that was with a human.