

Thanks to the first sentence, I read this comment in the voice of The Narrator from George of the Jungle.
Thanks to the first sentence, I read this comment in the voice of The Narrator from George of the Jungle.
Too much protein can fuck up your sleeping schedule. Especially if it’s lean protein with little fat. Happened to me when I was eating too many chili cheese smoked sausages all the time because I was lazy. They’re delicious though.
Becoming a Sith used to be very hard to do since it’s such an exclusive club with the Rule of Two and all. Now these days all you need to do is deal in absolutes to qualify.
That’s okay. Sasquatch doesn’t believe in you, either.
No they haven’t. Not even close.
And even if they did, you think a people-shy creature is just going to remain in the same exact spot for someone mapping out an area to come across them?
There are some who call me Tim. I can summon controversy without flint or tinder.
I’m getting World War Z vibes from this.
I believe in the possibility of bigfoot being real.
Giga Pets > Tamagotchi
I’ll die on this hill.
I mean, I might when it comes to Disney+. Not going out of my way to spend extra money to see it though.
But honestly, most stuff post-Endgame has been pretty boring to me. And I’m not liking my favorite super heroes having to deal with a “post-snap” world. It’s a universe I’m not very fond of.
Introverts working at a call center.
The Constitution barred him from running again after he incited a riot on the capitol. Yet here we are.
Forgive me if my faith in the Constitution is waning a bit.
Oregano-s and Oregon-O’s. I like it.
I like to look at it this way. The full name of Mexico is the United States of Mexico. But we still call them Mexicans.
It’s totally okay to call people from the United States of America as Americans. Everyone knows what you mean anyways.
I wish Oregonians were called Oregonos instead because sounding like a spice is cool. lol
Asians to the east. Usians to the west.
If we have a toilet paper shortage, I’m blaming you. lol
I first read this as “Don’t talk about people’s backs” and I was in agreement with that cus that would be creepy. lol
Caffeine time…
This is an awesome response. When you think about it, a similar saying is “Read the room.” While not entirely 1:1, it’s a similar theme of employing empathy.
Is it possible to tie my lemmy account to my Mastodon account?