I think it’s amazing that you can do these without vomiting.

A good suplex may at least get readers’ attention.

Throwing foam rocks is a prerequisite, I think. Art least, that explains Sorbo and Cain.

I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.

Sounds fun to me. If it was actually pronounced like that I’d like him more.

Seriously was my first thought. Tarantulas don’t do well with short falls.

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

We’re all Tom on OurSpace.

Lord, I had a cheap PA system for band practice with a blue power LED that felt like it was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

So I put some duct tape on it.

Then it felt like the light from under the duct was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

I don’t think you’re considering the demographic.

I don’t think anything could possibly chide him more than simply forgetting and continuing to call it Twitter.

I’m gonna steal this.

Do they? I just moved back to the rural area I grew up in after spending ten years in Cleveland.

Cleveland’s not the greatest, but there’s dick around here outside of Walmart. I can drive 30 minutes into the nearest small city if I need a Home Depot or something, but Cleveland had tons of choices by comparison. Not a ton of restaurants, most are same ish or eaten up by Applebee’s. Fast food is even pretty limited.

Back in the day we had small shops, but most are dead now…

Gotta imagine there’s a lot going on to poison the well. Doesn’t take much to cause in fighting around these parts.

I think birds are just kind of smug and self assured in general.

Good thing our constitution has no mentions of rights for non citizens…

Oh wait…

Bert?

No no, I think everyone else is lurking in the dark and wringing their gloved hands as they salivate and plot to take my precious freedoms.

You act like people are just having sex all the time in real life, but as we all know real people rarely ever have sexual relationships. Now if the characters had to masturbate once a day to cartoon characters…