No he doesn’t want it, so you me and the other guy can split. $30 is $30 bucks as far as I care, turn it into a bag of weed.

I got nothing, can I have your $100?

Drunk dabs at 1 am with a propane torch with no auto shutoff

Careful where you get your files from, I’m suspicious that many of them are tracked by the feds.

He is also too intelligent for reverse psychology. I just ignore him if I can.

Oppositional Defiance Disorder, I have a coworker like this. It’s exhausting.

Aspen is pretty nice this time of year…

Or an anger management class

In the dark moments I’m sometimes comforted by the thoughts of who I could take with me to hell.

Don’t abuse your caulk folks.

My GenX uncle broke his shoulder checking a vending machine over a Snickers bar

That’d probably be fine, you could make it look nice and trim or just slap it on there.

Good luck decrypting my smoke signal cypher!

Just use a couple dabs of hot glue, or blue tack.

Somebody get Sergio Leone

Livery make racecar pretty!

Just tired of people being willfully ignorant

Does “an offspring” sound better? A “progeny”!?

If you can’t deduct that they mean HIS child then I’m sorry but you’re why disinformation is so effective.

Did I stutter?