That’s just juggling.

I loved this so much! Got a smile on a shitty day, so thanks, Oppie!

Why do they get my not, too?

I want to download this video, invent video screen buttons and t-shirts, and get fucking rich.

Someone has to be saying it. If the bastards want to spout about getting rid of our migrant population, trans people, black people, etc then someone has to point out the real problem.

Aah! I knew I forgot some! Excellent list!

Oh, formatting, no….

I watch too much tv:

Ted Lasso

The Good Place

Parks and Rec

The Office

Brooklyn 99

Northern Exposure

Friends

Schitt’s Creek

Sherlock

Monty Python’s Flying Circus

Fawlty Towers

Because men run entertainment, we can make sure men are making it. Because men are making it, their Mary sue stories are the ones that get released.

That’s how it happens, in my opinion, but I don’t get how more men aren’t completely fucking bored looking at it and listening to it! Seriously, as a middle aged, acerbic, bearded white man, I’m sick of seeing characters that only I can relate to. It’s not a compelling character anymore. I want different characters with different stories!

Probably

A lot of prospective boyfriend carers don’t know this, but once the typical boyfriend comes of age to be chosen by a carer, they are perfectly capable of procuring and preparing their own food!

Just make certain that you show them where the food items are located, and they should be able to provide not only for themselves, but for you, too! Now, no one says it’s wrong to feed a boyfriend, but not playing to their capabilities not only deprives them of proper growth, but robs you of a core feature of boyfriends: sharing a life as equals!

Just be a thoughtful and responsible carer, and you could have a happy home for decades, or until it shits on the floor and you have to put it down.

Someone’s never been to the liberry

I sent this to my wife this morning. She loved it!

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Thanks for posting! I did see it last night, but have hearing issues so I was going to wind up searching for it today so I could give it a real listen.

I’ll have you know that I’m legally blind and need glasses one foot thick. How dare you?

There’s no way this is effective. I’ve owned cats for just about all my 48 years, and if a cat wants to show you its asshole, which it does, you are seeing that asshole. Likely from about 12” away.

If this is real, it has restored 1.5% of my faith in humanity.

I’ll be damned if that’s not the coziest-looking nightmare I’ve ever seen.

Damn, she’s got some bush.