Soap operas

Because it’s the one you don’t have to turn to reach.

Because this is mildly infuriating not huge fucking problems?

Hand on the top is way more comfortable. I certainly don’t think or drive like vin Diesel. 2 hands near my lap is wildly uncomfortable. Sometimes I can do one right at the bottom but that depends on the car. Sometimes people’s body geometry is different and different things work.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moose_cavalry

It was a segment on the rocky and Bullwinkle show itself.

Where the logs go🪵🕳️

NSFLW(Not Safe For Lame Workplace)

And it’s from a workplace, clearly safe for a workplace!

You mean the black line labeled both options that wraps the whole continent?

Most of the time they are lightweight plastic shells and will crumple before causing any extra damage.

Because actual lube works better?

As a person with an irritable bladder. 90%+ of the time a public washroom or easily accessible washroom would be preferred and would stop me from peeing on random shit.

One other fantastic option is to be holding something and to drop it as a safe word. Requires no mobility other than fingers