How about banning insider trading? Or illegal lobbying? Ohh, wait…

Criminals used to flee America. Now we’re importing them and giving them government jobs. I hate this timeline

Mine says I like Star Wars and photography. So yes, I too have no friends.

I kinda enjoy self checkout. Admittedly I’m one of those people that has a bag of 6 apples but rings up only 4, or inputs the cheaper sku on grapes.