Fuck yeah, juul it up old fart

Your name in reverse

I tried it with Claude but it didn’t play along and immediately ruined the joke. Then I tried “updog” and it did the same thing. So I tried “uphomie.”

WHO-HAUL?

So good lmao

AI is such a buzz kill

Parfaitly sad

Literally me every time I tried reading the combinatorics textbook in college

“Haha, well played! Now look behind you, motherfucker.”

You turn around and see your toaster lassoing its power cord right before strangling you.

The right is also driven by fear and hate. It’s easier to get coordination and conformity that way.

It was written in the absence of the laws of physics, cut it some slack

“I’m finawwy fwee” you say without teeth

I’d give a source but it’s physically in my house and it’s heavy

Just when I was gonna have as much money as bezos

Gogurt male

We finally finished biology

Leaked image from the best timeline

“You’re several weeks past due. I’ve called the collections agency.”