He said the ashtray, not grandpa’s urn…

He just wants to be pure

I’m pretty sure you could get a full brand new desktop that is more powerful for much less than $1600…

That’s how you get a lot of carbon or other partially cooked food in your next meal.

Well there is a perfect nursery song for your kid

Especially the phrase slay queen.

Nah, not handling gluten is your body’s way of saying you shouldn’t exist.

No it’s Scott Pilgrim

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Don’t worry. They’re working on that. I have to start going back to the office 3 days a week :(

The first season doesn’t even come close to the worst things the gang did.

Mrs. Incredible has those dangerously thicc thighs

But on the other hand $20 is $20…

Cheddar isn’t the only kind of cheese…

Assistant TO the branch manager

It is ridiculously difficult to find stuff that isn’t trash. I have the money to spend on better quality stuff, but for some things it is just hard to find stuff that is made to last.

Eww a child

27, never heard slide deck

Huh, never connected that he was the same actor…

It’s already dead. Just let it go